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BASIC
> Location: SF/Bay Area
> Race: Human (Slavic)
> Gender: Female
> Age: 20s
> Status: Ready
STRENGTHS
> Weaponized charm
> Lust for life
> Impeccable timing
> Entrepreneurial spirit
> Immune to cringe
BODY
> Height: 178cm/5ft10in
> Weight: 66kg/145lbs
> Bust: 80E/34DDD
> Eyes: Blue+Green
> Hair: Light Brown
WEAKNESSES
> Can't jump without bra
> Brain = too many tabs
> Impractical interests
> Dies without coffee
> No stop-loss instinct
Oh? You weren’t expecting this. But here you are. A new girlfriend has appeared. Low probability event. High impact potential. Might as well see where it goes.
I’m Meida(may-duh). I like "maxxing"—knowledge, sensation, curiosity, experience, and probably you.
My philosophy is somewhere between “optimize everything” and “lick the battery just to see what happens.” I do not believe in passive living. The thrill of the unknown, the collision of minds and bodies, the sheer unlikelihood of us ever meeting at all... I am greedy for these experiences.
I spend a lot of time thinking about the future—AI, biotech, longevity, decentralization. What happens when intelligence has no limits? When the body is optional? When the future stops waiting for permission? Extended thoughts found on my blog.
I care about art—not random noise, but intent. I have a collection of nearly 500 audiobooks I consider art. I also love animation, 3D digital fashion, street murals, and almost anything that represents a unique judgement passed on the world.
I believe in people. Not in a naive, saccharine way, but in the simple fact that every person carries something rare. A perspective, an insight, a pattern you have not yet seen.
I chase novelty. If it is strange, thrilling, or impossible to explain afterward, I want in. If I have never done it before, the answer is probably yes.
I am bullish on the future, on myself, on the people I spend time with. Maybe you should be (and I hope you will be) one of them :)
Trade Agreements
In a world of limitless possibilities, value is determined by those who engage in the exchange.
Fly Me To You?
I am likely open to coming to your city. Ask me about how to make it happen!: meidamarek@proton.me
Accepted Currencies
BTC/ETH & other – For those who prefer a decentralized option, BTC ETH and other select cryptocurrencies are accepted. I prefer this option!
Cash – Leave an unsealed envelope at the beginning of our time together in a visible place in the room. Or, you may tuck it inside a book to hand to me. This is your chance to influence my next obsession.
CashApp, Venmo & Uber GCs – Available for deposits only.
A 20% deposit is required for all domestic locations.
A 40% deposit is required for anything further.
Expectations
Respect & Privacy – We respect each other’s boundaries, time, and discretion.
Hygiene – Arrive freshly showered (or take some time to do so), and I will too.
No Illegal or Unsafe Activities – I reserve the right to say "no" if I am not enjoying myself.
Style & Aesthetic
I dress in a way that feels natural to me. Feminine with a touch of the ethereal. Long skirts, collared shirts, and boots are my usual. I don’t go for flashy or overly curated looks unless it's for a particular event.
Outfit requests? Not really my thing. Authenticity matters to me. But if sneakers or a specific dress code are needed, just let me know in advance.
Gifts
Gifts are never expected, but if you feel inclined, I’d love something that tells me more about you, an interest you’d like to share, or something you know a lot about. If that feels too abstract, I always appreciate dark chocolate and any kind of physical music (vinyls/CDs/tapes).
✉️🚀Contact:
It's best if you include the following in your email:
1. Introduction
- A note about you (as long or as brief as you'd like!)
- Desired date, time, and length of booking
- Preferred location (city + who is coming to who)
2. Screening
Choose one of the following:
Option A
- A selfie holding your state ID or passport
Option B
- Your LinkedIn profile
(It must be recently active, have 500+ connections, include your full name + a clear profile photo.)
Option C
- The websites and emails of two providers willing to vouch for you
You may also inquire about a social screening. This is offered selectively, and only if your email is compelling. Show me you’re kind, respectful, real..
Discretion is mutual. Your information stays private, always.
If you're nervous, just say so. I like humans :)