Apparently, I’m required to warn you: this site contains adult themes, adult humor, adult thoughts, and worse... adults.

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Some believe that the sight of a free creature might rupture the delicate fabric of public morality. 

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In the spirit of satisfying the hall monitors:

 

This content is for those legally old enough to vote, serve on a jury, open a bank account, marry without consent, possibly buy a rifle, donate an organ, and be sentenced to life in prison w/out parole.
In short: eighteen and older.

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If you’re younger than that, please exit.

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If you’re an adult, and you choose to, you may enter. The door’s open.